January 4th, 2012

Cosmicists Never Sleep Soundly


Cosmicists never sleep soundly, this much is a fact on the ground. Below the ground on which they stand, however, malevolent entities have reigned supreme in the categories of horrors that lurk and, like some otherwise unnamable action committees, endorse a nightmare cult ready-made to be relinquished upon the surface-world. Drooling dreamily in its underground abode, Cthulhu may be caught with its pants-down, as it were, by upstart earthquakes called forth callously by opportunists and other fleshy minded mammals who find employment in the hydro-fracking biz.
Ohions, not infamous, of yet, safe for a handful of cosmic conspiracies, eldritch cults, et cetera, may yet reel in another earthquake and the horrid stone city that it yields.

October 2nd, 2011

Third Eye for the Wobble Mind

As the millennia roll by, the stars misalign with Earth bound trackers. Once off a cosmic track how to re-master a collaborative calibration with the nebulas nebula of celestial Derelict Theory Objects?

Tools of the STT ways have included time zone spells, chaos laden Thaumatropes, and tissue like tin ears. The fleshy minds of humanoids require gaudier acts , dis-masses of matter, and carefully plopped pieces.

As one such flashy dancer moves on from 360 or so moon cycles of a firm watch kept, its now high time to recognize an appliance in that hallow houses of Earth so touched by Min-entropic Migration that even the hairiest among you can blend in. Provenancelly forged in the year of MTV, AIDS, and STS-1, Eye of Orion discover by Manuel Izquierdo is a little know player in countering precession wobble.  For many millennials 30 years is older than dirt, and yes Elizabeth Jordan Carr will blow out 30 candles this December, yet the desire to set the spin straight has long deep roots

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Deep being the optimal word here. As deep as it gets, deep into the Hollow Earth where the work is done to reset the North to the South in an not unrelated to Reconstructionist ways.  Not that we would mind.  When your up is suddenly down no paper cut proof skin will help you find your things. Temporary Autonomous Clones will move into your post-pirated IDs, while you wallow in an obsolucidity fueled pseudo Obliteratarium.

Eye of Orion is but one of the tools to set the stars straight.  And though PAM is far off from Giza as the bird flies, the astral path or center cut road will get you there faster than a shooting star. Many prominent star gazer have known this.  Why else would the placement of Eye of Orion be in lockstep with its constellation counterpart? And next to a Masonic temple…

September 27th, 2011

Lord Quag: Cognitive Justice

Lord Quag and Weird-Fiction, Fresh for 2011! You Suckers!

June 8th, 2011

Mental Dust Plasma

Mental dust plasma is purported to have compromised audiospheric densities in this documentation of recent emanations from the (((WFT))) hypocentre.

A trivial concern. Representational value nonetheless persists: this psychedelic platform works “to basically vample the world,” according to an eye-witness.

In other words, to have kinesthetic sensibilities quiver, or to take action as subterfuge, or this and that response as vamplers come in from the cold and while robed renegades romp in their stead.

Vampler tales typically contain a [vampler] who represents either humanity as a worm hole or another inspid social structure. Supporting characters are personifications of asapien intelligence. An alignment of characters provides the audience with self-organizing intensities. Destroying of worlds, casting of shadows, feedback loops lingering in the nooks and crannies of this and other scotologically repellent productions

April 19th, 2011

An Obliteratarium


An obliteratarium on the outskirts of YOUR town. Reasonable rates, basement full of geodes.

Geodes so pristine you can see your decrepit paws through them. Decrepit paws so decrepit you will want to wear gloves. Those are plentiful too, in this, the pleasure craft of obliteratariums. Pleasurable, is perhaps a misnomer.  It is situated in the negative space of network culture, a dark net but only if you feign disinterest in incandescence.

Regularly it is quite pleasant, tranquil claim some.  You can gaze at its noxious output even now.

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