Experts remain uncertain in identifying the space-time coordinates of this most anomalous shape-form, which bears unprecedented likeness with our ficto-quizzical milieu.

Some informants attest to seeing it hurtle forth into the sky, out of the Hollow Earth, by way of the eruption of Mt. Eyjafjallajokull. Astronomologically aligned inquisitors counter: this thing is of a utterly cosmic crafting, and thus must certainly be meteoric in origins.

Although experts are seldom taken without a grain of salt, our colleague, the Electromagnetic Archeologist, is presently employing all manner of advanced guesswork and other strategies in researching the purpose, and/or antiquity, and/or visionary aspects of this most auspicious artifact.