The recent unearthing of our long lost cousin reveals the gradual stretch towards the heavens is driven by hunger. An ordinary hunger for ordinary things propped our ancestors up on two legs. It was not the previously believed stroll through the savannas that brought about our bipedalism, but a frenzied hunger for sex and food that required two hands to carry the excess. The extraordinary hunger for extraordinary things that we see today will require a far more drastic rise to the occasion. The hunger and trafficking of information will soon overwhelm our bodies driving us to omnipedalism and leaving our useless bodies behind, we will stroll no more.